If you’re looking for a bookmark that I’ve posted before but you can’t seem to find it on my site, it may be because an author asked that I don’t sell them.

My goal in making these parody bookmarks is simply to share my love of books and good humor! So while you may want to buy one for yourself, if an author kindly asks me not to sell a parody of their work, I will give them away, but not sell them on my shop. Feel free to email me if you have any questions!

If you’ve placed an order that includes apparel/sticker-sheets as well as bookmarks, it will be sent to you in two separate shipments. I make the bookmarks myself at home and ship them from my local post office, however, I use Printful for my apparel orders. If you receive only part of your order, don’t worry, the rest is likely on its way to you in another shipment! Reach out to me via email if you have any questions!

Yep! I ship almost everywhere, however, international orders cost a bit more and take a bit longer. International orders are shipped through USPS and can be tracked through their website. They typically take anywhere between 1-4 weeks!

While I sometimes do, I am currently taking some time for maternity leave, so I’m working at a limited capacity (it’s just me!) While you’re free to ask, keep in mind I may not be able to do any custom orders until I figure out how to be a mom and shit.

International orders can take up to four weeks, however, orders within the US typically take less time. I just had a baby, and it is just me doing everything, so please expect 2-3 weeks (even tho sometimes it takes less!) If you have any questions or want to see if I can expedite an order email me and I’ll see what I can do!

The bookmarks are not hole-punched like the mock-ups I use. It is just me doing everything, so I don’t have the time to stage a product shoot for all of my bookmarks— the mock-up I use for them just happens so have a hole-punch at the top, but hey are all 2x7 NOT hole-punched :)

The bookmarks are all 2x7. The parody title, borderless stickers are all 2x3.

If a sticker says “Kindle sticker” it is going to be a smaller size, laser cut, white bordered sticker. (2x2-2x1 inches) so they can be switched out under clear kindle covers (or stuck directly on the back.)

If you plan on putting a sticker straight onto your desired surface, the sticker sheet is probably the way to go and has slightly larger, white bordered stickers.